There was a girl from Fynnon Gath,
All the guys tried to get into her bath,
But they never got in,
'Cause what tickled her chin,
Was muff-diving the girls in her path.
There once was a girl from Gate's Edge,
As a protege, she made a pledge,
To only get laid,
By the guys who had stayed,
To help take down her Peer's Viking Wedge.