And More SCA Limericks
Who always wore a pretty smock,
The boys loved to kiss her,
But never did miss her,
Cause they'd freak out when they found her cock.
There once was a man from Stargate,
And a girl trying to be his mate,
She served him feast,
But, that unspeakable beast,
It was only her *food* that he ate.
There was a young girl from Namron,
Who liked the mustard, Grey Poupon,
She told her lover, Blake,
Who made a mistake,
Now she's washing her bedding, "THAT'S JUST WRONG!"