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September 15th, 2009
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And More SCA Limericks
There once was a girl from the Loch,
Who always wore a pretty smock,
The boys loved to kiss her,
But never did miss her,
Cause they'd freak out when they found her cock.

There once was a man from Stargate,
And a girl trying to be his mate,
She served him feast,
But, that unspeakable beast,
It was only her *food* that he ate.

There was a young girl from Namron,
Who liked the mustard, Grey Poupon,
She told her lover, Blake,
Who made a mistake,
Now she's washing her bedding, "THAT'S JUST WRONG!"

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Date:September 15th, 2009 08:32 pm (UTC)
That last one...SO wrong is right!!

...now chocolate syrup on the other hand......
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